# Toddlers Are A**holes

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- Book: [Toddlers Are A**holes](https://www.bookquiver.com/bunmi-laditan/toddlers-are-aholes) ([Toddlers Are A**holes.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/bunmi-laditan/toddlers-are-aholes.md))
- Authors: [Bunmi Laditan](https://www.bookquiver.com/bunmi-laditan)
- Publisher: workman_adult
- ISBN: 978-07-6118-564-2
- Pages: 1
- Published: 2015-04-07
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: Softcover

## Description

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)Includes: ·The theory of toddler evolution ·Mealtime (AKA Hell) ·Your unraveling life ·And how not to die inside