# What On Earth?

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- Authors: [Count Binface](https://www.bookquiver.com/count-binface)
- Language: en_GB
- Published: 2022-10-06

## Description

The much-needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at £1 to taking over Downing Street. 'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' Independent Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and three-time British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Britain. It's not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state. And of all its messed-up nations, the British are particularly deranged. In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency. I also provide an alien's-visor-view of your past, so that you can learn from past mistakes. This isn't the first potted history of Britain ever to be committed to print, but I can guarantee that compared to any others, mine will be the most accurate. If anyone cares to argue about that, which one of us has had access to a time machine? So settle down, grab a beverage, and let's make your planet Count. 'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' Rory Stewart 'Count Binface is out of this world' Emily Maitlis

## Editions

### What On Earth?

- Publisher: quercus
- ISBN: 978-15-2945-627-1
- Pages: 1
- Published: 2026-10-22
- Language: en_GB

### What On Earth?

- Publisher: quercus
- ISBN: 978-15-2943-144-5
- Pages: 1
- Published: 2023-05-11
- Language: en_GB

### What On Earth?

- Publisher: quercus
- Medium: audio
- ISBN: 978-15-2942-167-5
- Published: 2022-10-06
- Language: en_GB

### What On Earth?

- Publisher: quercus
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-15-2942-166-8
- Published: 2022-10-06
- Language: en_GB

### What On Earth?

- Publisher: quercus
- ISBN: 978-15-2942-165-1
- Pages: 1
- Published: 2022-10-06
- Language: en_GB