# Fairytales for Privileged Children

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- Book: [Fairytales for Privileged Children](https://www.bookquiver.com/daniel-foxx/fairytales-for-privileged-children) ([Fairytales for Privileged Children.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/daniel-foxx/fairytales-for-privileged-children.md))
- Authors: [Daniel Foxx](https://www.bookquiver.com/daniel-foxx)
- Publisher: monoray
- Medium: audio
- ISBN: 978-18-0096-389-4
- Published: 2026-09-24
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: Audiobook

## Description

Once upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children... In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund and Other Premium Tales, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most comfortable of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming. Wickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves! PRAISE FOR BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN 'If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES 'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT 'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE 'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN