# Top Tips for Life

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- Book: [Top Tips for Life](https://www.bookquiver.com/david-harris/top-tips-for-life) ([Top Tips for Life.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/david-harris/top-tips-for-life.md))
- Authors: [David Harris](https://www.bookquiver.com/david-harris)
- Publisher: Ebury Digital
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-14-7350-320-5
- Published: 2014-10-23
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: E-book

## Description

Life doesn’t come with an instruction manual. But if it did, and if that manual was cobbled together in five minutes by a drunken idiot-genius, then it might look something like these crowd-sourced tips and ill-thought-out ideas. Covering everything from how best to turn your cat into a fearsome stegosaurus to pre-empting jellyfish stings, this book presents the wealth of knowledge gleaned from the dusty vaults of twitter’s hugely popular @TwopTwips. From the profane to the ridiculous, these laugh-at-loud nuggets of advice, with absurd and informative illustrations, will change your life in a hugely insignificant way. Tips include: BORED of a friend's text messages? Reply with 'unsubscribe' and they'll get the hint. SPICE up a boring salad by replacing the vegetables with bacon and placing between two slices of bread. STOP your dog from pulling on its lead by walking a bit faster. PREPARE your children for office life by acting awkwardly around them in the kitchen. AVOID the hassle and expense of hair straighteners by not eating your crusts.