# The Twat Files

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- Book: [The Twat Files](https://www.bookquiver.com/dawn-french/the-twat-files) ([The Twat Files.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/dawn-french/the-twat-files.md))
- Authors: [Dawn French](https://www.bookquiver.com/dawn-french)
- Publisher: Penguin
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-14-0594-728-2
- Published: 2023-10-12
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: E-book

## Description

When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person. BUT. That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat. In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are. Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together. That would be perfectly twatty.