# The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

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- Book: [The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank](https://www.bookquiver.com/erma-bombeck/the-grass-is-always-greener-over-the-septic-tank) ([The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/erma-bombeck/the-grass-is-always-greener-over-the-septic-tank.md))
- Authors: [Erma Bombeck](https://www.bookquiver.com/erma-bombeck)
- Publisher: fawcett
- ISBN: 978-03-4547-172-7
- Pages: 256
- Published: 1995-03-01
- Language: en_US
- Binding: Softcover

## Description

“[Erma Bombeck] is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living.”—Vogue It’s the exposé to end all exposés—the truth...