# Help, I’m Trapped in the Duvet!

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- Book: [Help, I’m Trapped in the Duvet!](https://www.bookquiver.com/howard-lester/help-im-trapped-in-the-duvet) ([Help, I’m Trapped in the Duvet!.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/howard-lester/help-im-trapped-in-the-duvet.md))
- Authors: [Howard Lester](https://www.bookquiver.com/howard-lester)
- Publisher: constable
- ISBN: 978-14-7210-255-3
- Pages: 1
- Published: 2013-02-25
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: Softcover

## Description

Most people understand that what an emergency is and only call out the police, fire brigade or ambulance when they really need to. However, there is a weird minority who will dial 911 if they lose their keys, if their phone isn't working, if they need a lift home from a party or even if they have become hopelessly trapped in their own duvet! This hilarious collection of true stories brings together some of the world's most ridiculous emergency calls, including: - The woman who called the police because MacDonalds was out of Chicken Mcnuggets. - The priest who dialed 999 because WHSmiths at Manchester Airporte wouldn't let him use their toilet - The boy who called an ambulance because his poodle was looking sad. - The man whose watch read the same time for three hours who called the police to report that... wait for it... time was standing still - Then there was the man who had taken too much viagra...