# How NOT to Write a Novel

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- Authors: [Howard Mittelmark](https://www.bookquiver.com/howard-mittelmark), [Sandra Newman](https://www.bookquiver.com/sandra-newman)
- Language: en_GB
- Published: 2009-01-29

## Description

There are many ways prospective authors routinely sabotage their own work. But why leave it to guesswork? Misstep by misstep, How Not to Write a Novel shows how you can ensure that your manuscript never rises above the level of unpublishable drivel; that your characters are unpleasant, dimensionless versions of yourself; that your plot is digressive, tedious and unconvincing; and that your style is reliant on mangled clichés and sesquipedalian malapropisms. Alternatively, you can use it to identify the most common mistakes, avoid them and actually write a book that works. Guardian Award shortlisted novelist Sandra Newman and veteran editor Howard Mittelmark have distilled 30 years of teaching, editing, writing and reviewing fiction into a hilarious and liberating guide that is the perfect read for anyone who's ever laughed at a badly written piece of prose and for anyone who's ever penned one - and doesn't want to do it again.

## Editions

### How NOT to Write a Novel

- Publisher: Penguin
- ISBN: 978-01-4103-854-4
- Pages: 272
- Published: 2009-01-29
- Language: en_GB