# Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

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- Authors: [Jeremy Clarkson](https://www.bookquiver.com/jeremy-clarkson)
- Language: en_GB
- Published: 2023-10-26
- Genres: The Arts, Television, Memoirs, Technology, Engineering, Agriculture, Industrial processes, Transport: general interest, Media tie-in humour, Nature and the natural world: general interest

## Description

Get tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson 'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out --- After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming: whatever you hope will happen, won't. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb . Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa . And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour. But the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows . The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths. Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic. Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner? Maybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending? ---- Readers are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly ‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak’ ***** Reader Review ‘I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is’ **** Reader Review ‘I’ve read the previous books and loved those as well. Witty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness’ **** Reader Review ‘Loved it, quickest book I've ever read. Can't wait for the next Clarkson instalment’ **** Reader Review

## Editions

### Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

- Publisher: Penguin
- ISBN: 978-14-0596-142-4
- Pages: 192
- Published: 2024-07-18
- Language: en_GB

### Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

- Publisher: Penguin
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-14-0596-143-1
- Published: 2023-10-26
- Language: en_GB

## This book in other languages

- [Diddly Squat. Nie miał chłop kłopotu, kupił sobie świnie](https://www.bookquiver.com/jeremy-clarkson/pl/diddly-squat-nie-mial-chlop-klopotu-kupil-sobie-swinie) (pl_PL)