# The World’s Funniest Football Jokes

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- Book: [The World’s Funniest Football Jokes](https://www.bookquiver.com/jim-chumley/the-worlds-funniest-football-jokes) ([The World’s Funniest Football Jokes.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/jim-chumley/the-worlds-funniest-football-jokes.md))
- Authors: [Jim Chumley](https://www.bookquiver.com/jim-chumley)
- Publisher: summersdale_division
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-17-8685-468-1
- Published: 2017-10-12
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: E-book

## Description

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute. God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven. The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’ Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.