# C'mere and I Tell Ya

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- Book: [C'mere and I Tell Ya](https://www.bookquiver.com/johnny-mcmahon/cmere-and-i-tell-ya) ([C'mere and I Tell Ya.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/johnny-mcmahon/cmere-and-i-tell-ya.md))
- Authors: [Johnny McMahon](https://www.bookquiver.com/johnny-mcmahon)
- Publisher: Sandycove
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-18-4488-509-1
- Published: 2020-10-29
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: E-book

## Description

The 2 Johnnies' massive success has taken them as far afield as Sydney, Compton and Abu Dhabi. But for them nothing compares to living in Ireland. And in C'Mere and I Tell Ya they dig into the tastes, habits and rites of passage that have made them who they are. Whether it's ... - dressing for the debs ( 'I'd say my cravat was the talk of Templemore for weeks' ) - succeeding in a band ( 'I did backing vocals for six months and it turned out I was singing the wrong lyrics' ) - doing a Strictly fundraiser for your GAA club ( 'Remember you're not Julia Roberts and the local butcher isn't Richard Gere, so keep it in the pants' ) - recognizing the no-go moves at a stag ( 'Nobody wants to see a sixteen-stone man in a pink thong. Nobody' ) ... Johnny B and Johnny Smacks capture it perfectly. And they have down-to-earth advice for every conceivable situation - and a few inconceivable ones. C'Mere and I Tell Ya is a one-stop celebration of Irishness, chicken goujons and being sound.