# Pooems

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- Book: [Pooems](https://www.bookquiver.com/kes-gray/pooems) ([Pooems.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/kes-gray/pooems.md))
- Authors: [Kes Gray](https://www.bookquiver.com/kes-gray), [David Tazzyman](https://www.bookquiver.com/david-tazzyman)
- Publisher: hodder_children_s_books
- ISBN: 978-14-4497-717-2
- Published: 2025-08-14
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: Hardcover

## Description

Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog! When gorillas are full of bananas They don't just go to the loo. They swing from their nest, They beat on their chest, And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!! But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet? Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children and adults giggling!