Compton Valance - Revenge of the Fancy-Pants Time Pirate

How to battle an evil TIME-TRAVELLING PIRATE:1. Jump 600 years into the future.2. Find out that MEGA-BADDY Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead... with a time-travelling PIRATE SHIP.3. Do battle to stop Gussage becoming OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE.4. Show him you're no COWARDY CUSTARD and make him eat pie.