# Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

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- Authors: [Mitchell Symons](https://www.bookquiver.com/mitchell-symons)
- Publisher: red_fox
- ISBN: 978-18-4941-191-2
- Pages: 256
- Published: 2013-03-07
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: Softcover

## Description

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons. From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: You can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!