# Halfwit Nation

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- Authors: [Neil Rafferty & Paul Stokes](https://www.bookquiver.com/neil-rafferty-paul-stokes)
- Language: en_GB
- Published: 2008-10-30

## Description

Delivering the stories THEY don't want you to read, including: • People who know how to fucking park on brink of extinction • Fat kids to be chased to school by dogs • Vatican to build huge telescope in hunt for Jesus • Estate agents will starve to death, says upbeat report • UK threat level raised to 'Underpants' • Free bank with every new mobile • Britain strikes gold in sport no one watches • Ferguson apologises to premenstrual Reading fans • Beckham unable to pronounce 'Scientology' Meanwhile Agony Aunt Petula Soul tackles a diverse range of bizarre sexual problems and astrologer Psychic Bob maps your mystic future ('There's always a chance you'll get something you have been wanting for a long time. But there's a much bigger chance you won't'). Plus: opinion polls, talking dogs and an absolutely gigantic rat. 'Makes the New Testament look like a lot of insane, voodoo rubbish' - Rt Rev. Tom Logan, St Clive's, Taunton

## Editions

### Halfwit Nation

- Publisher: constable
- ISBN: 978-18-4529-912-5
- Pages: 1
- Published: 2008-10-30
- Language: en_GB