# Earth to Clunk

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- Book: [Earth to Clunk](https://www.bookquiver.com/pam-smallcomb/earth-to-clunk) ([Earth to Clunk.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/pam-smallcomb/earth-to-clunk.md))
- Authors: [Pam Smallcomb](https://www.bookquiver.com/pam-smallcomb), [Joe Berger](https://www.bookquiver.com/joe-berger)
- Publisher: dial_books
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-11-0164-799-8
- Published: 2011-05-12
- Language: en_US
- Binding: E-book

## Description

What do you send your alien pen pal Clunk to make it clear you do not want an alien pen pal? You send him your big sister. That'll teach Clunk to have a pen pal from Earth-or so our intrepid narrator thinks....