# Do What The F**k I Say

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- Book: [Do What The F**k I Say](https://www.bookquiver.com/sebastian-melmoth-ii/do-what-the-f-k-i-say) ([Do What The F**k I Say.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/sebastian-melmoth-ii/do-what-the-f-k-i-say.md))
- Authors: [Sebastian Melmoth II](https://www.bookquiver.com/sebastian-melmoth-ii), [Felix Dennis](https://www.bookquiver.com/felix-dennis)
- Publisher: Ebury Digital
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-14-4817-728-8
- Published: 2013-10-24
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: E-book

## Description

A poem for every parent pushed to the edge of sanity by their unruly offspring, Sebastian Melmoth II’s Do What The Fuck I Say provides a uniquely irreverent perspective on the frustrations of parenthood, featuring 48 pages of dynamic colour illustrations. A refreshingly frank and riotously funny depiction of the unspoken parental trials of frazzled fathers and maddened mums alike, Melmoth’s poem is a breath of fresh air for any parent who has ever been tempted to tell their little darlings to Do What The Fuck I Say.