# How to Survive A Horror Movie

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- Authors: [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://www.bookquiver.com/seth-grahame-smith)
- Language: en_US
- Published: 2019-09-24
- Genres: The Arts, Design, Industrial and commercial arts, illustration, Architecture, Films, cinema

## Description

Written by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King’s It, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan—and it just might save your life Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: • How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in • The five types of slashers and how to defeat them • How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects • How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats • What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead So don''t be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you—as long as you have this book.

## Editions

### How to Survive A Horror Movie

- Publisher: Quirk Books
- ISBN: 978-16-8369-146-4
- Pages: 176
- Published: 2019-09-24
- Language: en_US