# Noah Cant Even (NE)

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- Authors: [Simon James Green](https://www.bookquiver.com/simon-james-green)
- Publisher: Scholastic
- ISBN: 978-07-0234-821-1
- Pages: 320
- Published: 2026-03-12
- Language: en_US
- Binding: Softcover

## Description

Painfully geeky Noah Grimes thinks his best chance at social normalcyis to strike up a romance with Sophie. But his delusional plansare hopelessly derailed when his best (and only) friend Harrykisses him at a party. That's when things go from bad to utter chaos.