# Father Christmas's Fake Beard

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- Book: [Father Christmas's Fake Beard](https://www.bookquiver.com/terry-pratchett/father-christmass-fake-beard) ([Father Christmas's Fake Beard.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/terry-pratchett/father-christmass-fake-beard.md))
- Authors: [Terry Pratchett](https://www.bookquiver.com/terry-pratchett)
- Publisher: rhcp_audio
- Medium: audio
- Length: 1 h 30 min
- Narrated by: Julian Rhind-Tutt
- ISBN: 978-18-4657-772-7
- Published: 2017-10-12
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: Audiobook · 1 h 30 min

## Description

Random House presents the audio CD edition of Father Christmas's Fake Beard by Terry Pratchett, read by Julian Rhind-Tutt. Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different? Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit . . . samey. How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store, or was even arrested for burglary!? Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again.