# TommyInnit’s Guide to Survival

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- Book: [TommyInnit’s Guide to Survival](https://www.bookquiver.com/tom-simons/tommyinnits-guide-to-survival) ([TommyInnit’s Guide to Survival.md](https://www.bookquiver.com/tom-simons/tommyinnits-guide-to-survival.md))
- Authors: [Tom Simons](https://www.bookquiver.com/tom-simons)
- Publisher: quercus
- Medium: ebook
- ISBN: 978-15-2944-223-6
- Published: 2025-04-10
- Language: en_GB
- Binding: E-book

## Description

***THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER*** This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful. It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to: - Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence - Survive being mugged, by humans or animals - Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible - Fall in love - with other actual humans - Overcome the mean voice in your head - Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.