Snot Chocolate

A collection of hilarious short stories that middle-school readers will love. Stop your mum picking her nose, read the secret diary of a dog, catch a bus and then let it go, discover how one slice of toast can make you the most popular person in school, start wearing a crown and give up eating pig-nostril gruel, use a wrecking ball to defeat a bully, show your big sister the scary secret in your wardrobe, unleash the awesome power of chips, live in a house that gets wiped clean more often than a bottom.