Will Shakespeare Mysteries: The Stinky Stolen Toenails

Loki meets Horrible Histories in Stratford-upon-Avon starring history’s favourite genius, a young Will Shakespeare. My name is Will Shakespeare and I SHOULD be . . . Cleaning out the enormous pile of POO in our privy Collecting the CHRISTMAS PIE from the butcher's But I'm REALLY ... Solving the MYSTERY of Henry VIII's stolen STINKY toenail clippings Trying to get Ronaldo and Judy back together, because Ronaldo keeps crying like a baby Hiding from my parents because of the poo (see above) and I may have lost the pie. I'm in a turnip-load of TROUBLE ...